THIS IS NOT KOREA/KOREAN! →
moniffazictress11: thisisnotkorea: WHAT ? o_O Why is this happening to Him ?? How dare that bitch called “Trainee A” ?? She OBVIOUSLY want something out of him. and of course I’m on the side of Park shi hoo You must be Strong, FIGHTING !! I belive in you ♥ DEAR “Trainee A”: And YOU ARE PUTTING A GIF OF SOMEONE SHOOTING ANOTHER PERSON UNDER THE...
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
Things about KPOP that are going to be in your...
You shall forever find a man's thighs attractive.
You shall forever clap madly when laughing.
You shall forever be able to easily match a name to a face.
You shall forever be able to notice when someone has pretty hands.
You shall forever think pretty asian men look amazing in eyeliner.
You shall forever be able to match a KPOP song to a situation without understanding the lyrics.
You shall forever unconsciously perform aegyo whilst in deep thought.
You shall forever make up couple names for your dating friends.
You shall forever think of either Tao or Seungri when you see a panda.
You will never be able to look at a set of keys without humming a SHINee song.
Your standards for what men should look like topless will have raised dramatically.
You shall have a collarbone fetish.
He's not my bias because of his looks, he's my...
When your parents start the "When I was your age"...
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged
Big Bang during military service
T.O.P: chooms his way out of everything
Daesung: tells joke at any given moment, even making the scariest person laugh
Taeyang: dougies his way through everything
GDragon: has the most fashionable uniform
Seungri: tries convincing everyone that he is the real Seungri or he'll free fall from the military base
SO BASICALLY... Taco Bell is the Biggest BAMF Ever
jimfuckingmoriarty: And my personal favorite: Taco Bell, you are freaking awesome, may stoners and not-stoners like feast upon your taco-y glory for generations to come!